question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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