I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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