I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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