Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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