Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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