yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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