You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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