Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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