it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
