its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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