People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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