Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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