All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
