He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
