Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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