I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
