party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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