People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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