theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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