My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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