You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize