The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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