doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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