I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I think i got beer on your cat.
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