is your mom at the bar?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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