sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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