Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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