my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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