But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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