I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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