Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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