just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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