Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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