But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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