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how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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