would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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