Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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