Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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