How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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