The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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