party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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