I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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