hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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