what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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