shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We left the knife in your bed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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