i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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