My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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