mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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