How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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