Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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