Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Four minutes until I can fart!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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