Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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