Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So much Jack, so little girl.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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