apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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