Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Its about making memories worth repressing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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